The Pygmy Goat Bundle

The Pygmy Goat BundleWhen would you use this bundle? Why is it called the pygmy goat bundle? Well, let me walk you through it: Just imagine you're on a backpacking trip and you have to pee, but you don't want to take your backpack off well, whadyya know, you've got your S'mores Kula Cloth attached to your KULA LEASH so poof! Easy! You squat to pee DONE. Then, you make it to camp and you set up your tent you decide you want to wash off your Kula Cloth and lo and behold,

When would you use this bundle? Why is it called the pygmy goat bundle? Well, let me walk you through it:

Just imagine... you're on a backpacking trip and you have to pee, but you don't want to take your backpack off... well, whadyya know, you've got your S'mores Kula Cloth attached to your KULA LEASH... so poof! Easy! You squat to pee... DONE.  Then, you make it to camp... and you set up your tent... you decide you want to wash off your Kula Cloth... and lo and behold, you have some Kula Clean to use on your Kula Cloth. Now it's all nice and fresh. Life is good. 

Also, your feet are sore... because you never took off your pack (such a hard charger!). But, luckily, since you bought the Pygmy Goat Bundle, you've got a Rawlogy Ball stashed in your backpack... so you do some rolling out at camp, and now you're feeling FRIGGIN' AMAZING. 

Finally, it's time to go to bed... and you've decorated your tent with twinkle lights. The ambiance is literally life-changing. It's the best night of your life. You are feeling more abundant than you ever have, ever, in the history of your lifetime. The next day, you drive home... and while you're driving home, you see something shimmery on the side of the road. You pull over and it's a 70 carat diamond that somebody must have tossed out of the window instead of the mini vodka bottle that they thought they threw out the window.

LUCKY YOU!!!  You sell the 70 carat diamond for a few million dollars, and you quit your job and end up giving a ton of money to amazing causes and you decide to dedicate your life to raising pygmy goats, which has been your dream for basically ever. You also buy a third cat, because that's what people do when they find 70 carat diamonds.

You've never been so happy. And it's all because you bought this bundle.  

The Pygmy Goat Bundle contains:

1 pair of Don't Touch My Balls Rawlogy Balls (in two different sizes - classic and mini)

1 Bar of Kula Clean Soap

1 Kula Leash

1 S'mores Kula

One set of REVEL Gear Camping Lights (your choice of warm white or multi-colored strand)

Surprise included (trust us).