Straight Outta Coffin Tee
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Straight Outta Coffin Tee

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Straight Outta Coffin TeeCrawled outta bed? Nah. Crawled outta your eternal slumberand still not ready to talk to anyone. This delightfully deadpan design features a grumpy vampire mid resurrection, clutching a DONT coffee mug with the kind of morning energy only the undead truly understand. Perfect for: Morning haters and night dwellers Coffee dependent crypt keepers Anyone whos ever been alive but not really living Unisex fit, black as your mood before caffeine Screen

Crawled outta bed? Nah. Crawled outta your eternal slumberβ€”and still not ready to talk to anyone. β˜•

This delightfully deadpan design features a grumpy vampire mid-resurrection, clutching a β€œDON’T” coffee mug with the kind of morning energy only the undead truly understand.

🩸 Perfect for:
– Morning haters and night dwellers
– Coffee-dependent crypt keepers
– Anyone who’s ever been β€œalive” but not really living

πŸ¦‡ Unisex fit, black as your mood before caffeine
πŸ¦‡ Screen printed with sarcasm and regret
πŸ¦‡ Makes a great gift for the vampire in your life (or just you)

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Warning: May attract bats and unsolicited β€œyou okay?” texts.

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Love the message of this book and it's well written and illustrated. Feels specific in its point of view and experience but also very relatable! So beautiful as well.
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Love love love this book. Bought it for my toddler and another for her friend as well. A good reminder to us parents that childhood memories are often made with messes.
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I hate when my kids make messes so this was the perfect book for me. It put things in perspective that messes aren't always a bad thing.
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We purchased this book after having read a New York Times article on the author-illustrator. Loren Long. What an amazing book! I love the story line and the beautifully illustrated pages. Our 7 year old grandson doesn't tire of "reading" the pictures along with the story. The illustrations are loaded with subjects to talk about, along with the peaceful refrain that repeats throughout the book, "And they filled her with joy." This book fills us with joy. Thanks, Loren Long. Another great children's book.
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