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Puffy Areolas: In the Army - VINYL LP

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Puffy Areolas: In the Army - VINYL LPTitle: In the Army Artist: Puffy Areolas Label: Siltbreeze Records Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 655030112119 Genre: Rock Release Date: 2010 05 11 Number of Discs: 1 Vinyl LP pressing of this 2010 release. For the past few years, Puffy Areolas have been fritzing synapses and scorching the landscape with their corroded Psych Gardcore scree. Enlightened by the most unhinged charters of Acid Archives and Killed by Death alumnus, the Puffies' sound might

Title: In the Army
Artist: Puffy Areolas
Label: Siltbreeze Records
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 655030112119
Genre: Rock
Release Date: 2010-05-11
Number of Discs: 1

Vinyl LP pressing of this 2010 release. For the past few years, Puffy Areolas have been fritzing synapses and scorching the landscape with their corroded Psych/Gardcore scree. Enlightened by the most unhinged charters of Acid Archives and Killed by Death alumnus, the Puffies' sound might best be described as embodying the Stooges' Raw Power if your pretty face had gone to hell. There, it would have encountered (among others) White Boy and the Average Rat Band, Tampax, Opus and Mag Amplitude for an eternal damnation of scarred depravity, the excesses of which would be legendary even by Hades standards. In the Army 1981 is it's own sadistic brand of plastic surgery, heavy on the anesthetic, short any bedside manner. Rude and ready for action, Puffy Areolas will forever be the bull in the China shop. And if that's China White you're talkin' about-well, friend, meet your new Daddy.

Tracks:
1.1 Noble Rot
1.2 Deathcraze
1.3 1981
1.4 Get Me Out of Houston
1.5 Puking in Piss
1.6 Heart Attack
1.7 Escape from Guyana
1.8 Fuck Your Pretzel

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