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Middle School BitesTom is desperate to fit in at school, but he's hungry and howling, not to mention half dead. Blame it on the vampire and the werewolf and the zombie in this monstrously funny new series from SpongeBob SquarePants head writer Steven Banks. "Fast Funny Fresh " Chris Grabenstein, #1 New York Times best selling author of the Mr. Lemoncello's Library series "What are you waiting for? Open this book right now " Tom Angleberger, New York Times best selling
Tom is desperate to fit in at school, but he's hungry and howling, not to mention half dead. Blame it on the vampire - and the werewolf - and the zombie - in this monstrously funny new series from SpongeBob SquarePants head writer Steven Banks. "Fast Funny Fresh " - Chris Grabenstein, #1 New York Times best-selling author of the Mr. Lemoncello's Library series"What are you waiting for? Open this book right now " - Tom Angleberger, New York Times best-selling author of the Origami Yoda series Thanks to a series of unfortunate bites, eleven-year-old Tom is a triple threat: he's a Vam-Wolf-Zom. And just in time for the first day of middle school. So much for his Invisible Tom Plan. He never thought to make a What If I Turn Into A Vampire Werewolf Zombie Plan. Maybe it's time for a Run Away and Live Somewhere Else Plan? With the help of his irrepressible best friend, Zeke, Tom tries to accept his future. Zeke thinks being a Vam-Wolf-Zom sounds EXCELLENT (Zeke thinks everything sounds EXCELLENT ) At least he'll be able to stand up to the sixth-grade bully. The question is will the rest of Hamilton Middle School accept the Vam-Wolf-Zom, too? Tom's toothsome saga is illustrated with clever, cartoon-style art on every spread. Created by an Emmy-nominated writer for SpongeBob, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, and CatDog, this new series is perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and The Last Kids on Earth. EXCELLENT
Binding Type: Hardcover
Publisher: Holiday House
Published: 02/04/2020
ISBN: 9780823445431
Pages: 304
Weight: 1.01lbs
Size: 8.30h x 5.60w x 0.80d
Review Citations: Kirkus Reviews 10/15/2019
School Library Journal 12/01/2019 pg. 78
Booklist 12/01/2019 pg. 59
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★★★★★ 5
Love this lotion
Size: 8 Ounce (Pack of 1)
Good value for the money, there isn't a strong fragrance (which I like) and Ive noticed the difference in my skin ,it looks and feels soft and hydrated. I will buy again.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 24, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Disliked at first, ended up LOVING!
Size: 8 Ounce (Pack of 1)
UPDATE: I actually ended up loving this product once I started treating it as a first layer serum. I use a very small amount, let it soak in for a minute or two, and then layer a body lotion over it. Using it that way gives me the softest skim (even on rough dry areas like elbows) and it totally takes away any sticky/tacky feeling!
I don’t quite know how to feel about this product. It is hands down one of the most hydrating body lotions around and immediately after application skin does feel silky and smooth. It causes no irritation and has almost no scent. However the longer it is on the more tacky and sticky it gets- even dabbing extra off with a towel does not help. It is particularly bad on the hands, I literally could not stand it because it felt like I had partially dried glue all over my hands. Strangely the one place this lotion works on is my feet and it really helps with any dryness (I’m an avid walker and hiker so my feet get dry). I would not purchase again because I can’t use it anywhere else. I wish it stayed feeling like it does immediately after application because I bet it would help skin look and feel smoother with continued use, but unless the formula changes to something that isn’t tacky and sticky it is basically worthless. Unless you want to purchase as a foot cream!
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Reviewed in the United States on July 16, 2025
★★★★★ 4
Final Vote if Still Out
Size: 8 Ounce (Pack of 1)
This cream is definitely giving the hydration. There is hardly any scent to it, which I like so that I don't feel like it's completing with other products. My skin is feeling softer and has more of a glow versus being dry. The only negative thing so far is that I feel it is a bit sticky. I am going to keep using and be consistent with it to see what the longer term benefits are.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 30, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Dove never fails us, ladies! Solid lotion for all over.
Size: 8 Ounce (Pack of 1)
They can pump out all the fancy moisturizers and lotions they want - I always come back to the originals. Dove has a brand reputation which never fails. This cream serum is awesome for all over my body after a hot shower (bc it kinda dries out my skin). Face and body, it works. Apply after shower before bed and you have a whole skincare routine. Cannot beat the price for less than $10!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2026
★★★★★ 5
It's a great deep conditioning lotion
Size: 8 Ounce (Pack of 1)
This is above and beyond your usual body Moisturizer! Very hydrating, I haven't experienced any sticky residue. It absorbs quickly, I put it on just after a shower to hold in moisture.
Accidentally discovered while using a lotion applicator for my back that it also gives your hair a great deep conditioning! I didn't have any residue in my hair either.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026