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Alien Nation Cerberus Silicone Creature Dildo

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Alien Nation Cerberus Silicone Creature DildoThe AlienNation Story: After Earth was struck by a ten mile wide asteroid, a sixth mass extinction event occurred, ending human civilization as we know it. What life remained would be impacted as never before for carried inside the meteors core was a primordial, regenerative being, a billion years old, known as Primus. And soon Primus would change everything, into nothing ever seen: from beasts to buildings, from the fly to the sky, an Alien Nation

The AlienNation Story: After Earth was struck by a ten-mile wide asteroid, a sixth mass extinction event occurred, ending human civilization as we know it. What life remained would be impacted as never before...for carried inside the meteor’s core was a primordial, regenerative being, a billion years old, known as Primus.
And soon Primus would change everything, into nothing ever seen: from beasts to buildings, from the fly to the sky, an Alien Nation was born.

The “Cerberus" Story: Loyal to the end, the wolfen Cerberus guarded his master Primus, granting spirits an audience…if not an exit. His lion claws, serpent’s tail, and imposing mane of snakes struck a fierce presence in this new world of peril. And his shiny red manhood with a knot at the bottom, and a pearlescent swirl throughout its crimson coloring, stood out as a reminder of Cerberus' primacy in the kingdom of Primus!

Highlights:

  • Popular Wolfen Style: Remaining one of the most popular of the “creature” style dildos, the wolfen Cerberus enhances the look with a pearlescent swirl throughout its bright crimson coloring. The familiar knot that adds a canine kink is right there at the base, as is the wide black suction cup that anchors this piece so well to any smooth surface. We’ve even brought the pricing down by almost 20%, just to add to your margin. (Fantasy meets reality.)
  • Extra-Strong Suction Base: Cerberus has an extra wide, soft suction base, with more than enough strength for your wildest hands-free rides!  
  • Harness Compatible: As with all AlienNation pieces, the suction cup is wide enough for most harnesses, so bring your creature fantasies to life with a partner! 
  • 100% Body-Safe Silicone: We use only the finest phthalate-free, premium silicone known to toys.
  • Easy to Lubricate, Easy to Clean: Its texture ensures your water-based lube stays where you put it; and warm water and soap is all it takes to clean.

Measurements: 

Overall Length: 8”
Insertable Length: 7.5”
Narrowest Insertable Diameter: 1.5”
Widest Insertable Diameter: 2”

Weight: .85 lbs

Materials: Silicone

Color: Pearlescent Red and Jet Black

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