Farm Wars - The Henpire Strikes Back
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Farm Wars - The Henpire Strikes Back

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Farm Wars - The Henpire Strikes BackFarm Wars is a satire parody on both Star Wars and Chick fil a. The chickens decide they must fight back against the cows using the power of the Horse. Within are many puns and dad jokes based on Star Wars. About the Author Bryan L. Baggaley saw his first Star Wars movie when he was six years old. He loved the stories so much that he was determined to become a Jedi knight. However, despite his years of training with a plastic lightsaber, he was unable

Farm Wars is a satire/parody on both Star Wars and Chick-fil-a. The chickens decide they must fight back against the cows using the power of the “Horse”. Within are many puns and dad jokes based on Star Wars.


About the Author

Bryan L. Baggaley saw his first Star Wars movie when he was six years old. He loved the stories so much that he was determined to become a Jedi knight. However, despite his years of training with a plastic lightsaber, he was unable to achieve the rank of Jedi. But with the spirit of the Jedi still inside him, Baggaley decided if he couldn’t join the Jedi, he could at least parody them. As Baggaley is one who is always thinking with his stomach, he doesn't really care who wins the Farm Wars as long as he gets a good meal out of it.

Baggaley and his wife MaryAlice have eight children, so he reads a lot of children’s books. He currently lives with them in Salt Lake City, UT where he works as a structural engineer, forensic investigator, property manager, author, and inventor.

In the evenings, he keeps the spirit of the Jedi alive in his plastic lightsaber battles with his kids.

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