Alien Abduction Hand Towel

Alien Abduction Hand TowelIF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT, GET OFF THIS PLANET. Drying your hands after a brief trip to the stars has never been easier. Featuring a classic green visitor piloting a craft with its bright yellow beam, this towel is necessary hardware for any bathroom or kitchen serving the boldly space obsessed. It's perfect for wiping up liquids of unknown origin or simply adding a quirky touch to your terrestrial base that suggests youve seen things. FABRIC

IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT, GET OFF THIS PLANET.

Drying your hands after a brief trip to the stars has never been easier. Featuring a classic green visitor piloting a craft with its bright yellow beam, this towel is necessary hardware for any bathroom or kitchen serving the boldly space-obsessed. It's perfect for wiping up liquids of unknown origin or simply adding a quirky touch to your terrestrial base that suggests you’ve seen things.

FABRIC MATERIAL U.F.O. SPECIFICATIONS:
• Flour Sack – 28” x 29”: light, crisp, and cleared for rapid undressing
• Waffle Weave – 15” x 26”: textured and ready for rapid assimilation
• Terrycloth – 16” x 30”: soft, absorbent, and out of this world

INTERGALACTIC TRANSMISSION WARNINGS:
• Different colors available—send a coded signal with requests
• Sizes are approximate—minor dimensional shifts may occur (it happens)
• Cleanse before use—eliminate all residual interstellar dust
• Polyester fiber resists bleach—keeps your hot look bright for ages
• Custom-made—no two close encounters are calibrated exactly alike
• Added modifications may increase cost—extra warp fuel required

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